I know I said I wouldn't post stuff from Pottery Barn Teen anymore. I lied.
Sometimes I think I could use one of these:
I could turn it on after I've made a particularly delicious dinner, or ironed a week's worth of shirts, or scrubbed the bathroom, or changed several poopie diapers. And then maybe they'd get the hint. Subtlety has never been my strong suit.
$39 at PBTeen.com.